Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.
Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.
I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.
When your graduation gown is uneven because your flask is weighing down one side. TSM.
Spending more time decorating your graduation cap than studying for finals. TSM.
Pregaming five hour before the event starts. TSM.
We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.
Being told you’re not a “typical sorority girl” and feeling confused and offended, because you absolutely are. TSM.
Out dressing and out drinking everyone in the room. TSM.
Having a little, an adopted little, and a god-little. TSM.