Using a selfie stick to take nudes. TSTC.
Using a selfie stick to take nudes. TSTC.
When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.
Showing the cops your birthday Insta when they don’t believe you’re 21. TSM.
Preparation for formal starting several days before the event. TSM.
Living up the sorority girl stereotype every weekend, then vehemently denying its existence throughout the week. TSM.
Making a PG-13 album of spring break pictures to show your parents. TSM.
My [pledge] mamma don’t like you, and she likes everyone [as long as you’re cute, over 6 ft, and in a good fraternity]. TSM.
“I think it only counts if you care about the person, so my number’s like zero.” TSM.
Your roommate making other sleeping arrangements when you have a mixer with your favorite fraternity. TSM.
Legend in the eyes of your sisters, liability in the eyes of standards. TSM.