Vodka before wine, feelin’ fine. TSM.
Vodka before wine, feelin’ fine. TSM.
“I don’t care what you do, just don’t post about it.” TSM.
I only like him when I’m drunk. TSM.
I look up to myself. TSM.
Messy bun, ready for fun. TSM.
“Who’s the big here?” TSM.
Thinking more about your future little than your future husband. TSM.
The only person in the world who’s truly seen me at my worst is the drive-through barista at Starbucks. TSM.
Every girl wants to hear those five little words: “You can keep the shirt.” TSM.
“It’s fine. He’s a geed. No one knows him.” TSM.