Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.
Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.
Seeing anything and everything as a potential craft. TSM.
Actually, I don’t use “Daddy’s credit card.” I use my own. Daddy just pays it off. TSM.
Liking your sister’s picture before it even loads. TSM.
Talking about the recent graduates like they died, because you know a part of them did. TSM.
Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.
Topless beaches and bottomless mimosas. TSTC.
God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.
Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.
Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.