Bringing your sunglasses out with you at night, because you know you’ll want them for the walk home in the morning. TSTC.

She puts the “hell” in “Panhellenic.” TSM.

Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.