God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

“Ugh, I am just so over frat guys.”
*Continues to hook up with frat guys.* TSM.

Champagne taste, Burnett’s budget. TSM.

“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.

T-shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

Assigning a points system to guys you hook up with based on fraternity rank. TSM.