Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

Making sure to look your absolute best the day you end it with him, so he’ll always remember exactly what he’s missing. TSM.

Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.

“Oh my God, you look EXACTLY like your big.” TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.

Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.

Always drunk. Never drunk in love. TSM.