Telling someone you hate them, almost exclusively meaning you really like them. TSM.

Choosing your little based on her choice in liquor. TSM.

Being the collegiate president when your mom is the alumnae president. TSM.

Earning the intramural championship t-shirt way after the championship. TSM.

Using recruitment as an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

Don’t think of it as a one-night stand. Think of it as recruitment and he didn’t get a bid. TSM.

Your sorority having a Beer Olympics chair. TSTC.

Recruiting at high school graduation parties. TSM.

God grant me the serenity to accept the grades I cannot change, courage to raise the grades I can, and wisdom to know the difference. TSM.

Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.