The booty pic is an art form. Call me Michelangelo. TSM.

The Real House Moms of Greek Row. TSM.

Anything you can do, I can pay someone to do better. TSM.

Your shack t-shirt quilt being bigger than your sorority t-shirt quilt. TSTC.

Dramatically breaking up with someone you weren’t even dating. TSM.

Writing an eight-page term paper about “Legally Blonde.” TSM.

Staying in his dorm the night before move out day as a strategic means to meet his parents. TSM.

Keep your friends close, and your standards chair the closer. TSM.