Saying “TSTC” instead of “YOLO.” TSM.

Keeping up with the group text. TSM.

Asking a guy what his major is to decide whether he’s your next boyfriend or your new hookup. TSM.

Refusing to buy anything that has another sorority’s symbol on it. TSM.

Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.

Life is better with a straw and a little bit of glitter. TSM.

The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.