Not telling your best friends about last night, because you don’t remember it. TSM.

Blacked out, not tapped out. TSM.

Hauling a $14 bottle of vodka around in a designer tote. TSM.

Puking, taking a perfect picture, then puking again. TSM.

It doesn’t have calories if you’re drunk. TSM.

The “I’m just not ready to have a boyfriend” speech. TSM.

Wearing letters to meet his parents. TSM.