“Happy birthday” with only one exclamation point means I don’t like you. TSM.

“Which sorority is she in? Oh.” TSM.

I can’t tell if he makes me happy or just keeps me entertained…I’ll keep him around either way. TSM.

Can’t be awake and alert for classes at 11:00am, but can be awake and alert for recruitment at 6:00am. TSM.

If more females would sit down and be ladies, more males would stand up and be gentlemen. TSM.

Bad decisions, good intentions. TSM.

Southern women know the four deadly sins: having bad hair, having bad manners, cooking bad food, and wearing too much makeup in the summer. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.

Sitting in class in norts and a frat tee, reading this website and pretending not to know the busted legacy in my sorority sitting two rows down. TSM.

When you are pretty you don’t have to pay for drinks. TSM.