Ohmygosh there are actually sorority girls who aren’t majoring in communications or elementary education? wait..what!!? grow up and learn to appreciate a woman who can talk politics just as well as she can make an amazing apple crumb cake from scratch.
Last year me and my boyfriend went as Fred Baby and Holly Golightly! this year I’m being Jackie O but being JFK would be so easy and talk about dream couple!
You might want to think about changing your profile picture to something that isn’t you. Also, you’d make a way better Rosie O’Donnell than a Jackie O.
Didn’t your mother ever teach you that if you have nothing pleasant to say, than don’t say anything at all? Seriously it’s one thing to poke fun at a bigger girl in some random TFM photo but it’s entirely wrong to pick on someone that will actually see your comment.
1. Maybe you should take another English class because you made some very obvious and elementary grammar mistakes sweetheart. It should have been uninviting instead of “disinviting” and I’ve instead of “I’d been counting down the days..”. Seriously…if you’re going to write columns take the few extra seconds to spellcheck them.
2. You dissed the whole K theme at the wedding and blamed it on the bride. Did you forget that both the bride and the groom’s name start with a K? Don’t think too hard about it though, you might hurt yourself.
3. Please stop writing these vulgar, classless, and altogether annoying columns. It’s not even that I don’t appreciate a sorority girl writing columns because that’s awesome and it’s nice to read about something other than how guys hate TSM’s. But dear Lord, start writing with wit and class and maybe then you’ll actually be respected and I won’t have to tear your columns apart. Thank you kindly!
My brunette friend is being Jackie Onassis and I am going to be Marilyn Monroe. You should do cute things with your sisters. Boys are a waste of time to think of costumes for.
Yeah except this boy is my boyfriend and while I think you’re idea is totally adorable, I don’t think planning a couple costume is a waste of time.
I suppose this is appropriate since it is St. Patrick’s Day…
Classy isn’t being red as a lobster or sloppy drunk, regardless of what designer dress you’re in.
Sooo every mixer is America themed? Poor planning.
Guys always know what they’re doing sweetie, it’s like a frat guy’s job to manipulate us into thinking they care. Don’t think you’re above it.
^And that’s why you don’t mess with a Kappa 🙂
These are hilarious! KKG love from the University of Arizona 🙂
I had no idea Marilyn was a size 14!
And I’m sure you’ll get a wife one day with a name like “broskeet”., classy. Sorry that some of us are wealthy enough to hire help.
Mormons, go read a real bible.
Agreed!
Sorry The Blonde, I thought you were talking about my response or the original post lol I can now tell that you’re talking about Southern Costas.
^catty.
Ohmygosh there are actually sorority girls who aren’t majoring in communications or elementary education? wait..what!!? grow up and learn to appreciate a woman who can talk politics just as well as she can make an amazing apple crumb cake from scratch.
That’s why Jackie stayed with her handsome yet philandering husband 🙂
Love this! Hate to admit it but I’m definitely the overzealous preppy sister, sorry I just LOVE cardigans.
Didn’t your mother ever teach you that if you have nothing pleasant to say, than don’t say anything at all? Seriously it’s one thing to poke fun at a bigger girl in some random TFM photo but it’s entirely wrong to pick on someone that will actually see your comment.
Snaps to that!
What about Fred and Daphne? I mean, they’re fratty and long legs look especially good in minidresses.
1. Maybe you should take another English class because you made some very obvious and elementary grammar mistakes sweetheart. It should have been uninviting instead of “disinviting” and I’ve instead of “I’d been counting down the days..”. Seriously…if you’re going to write columns take the few extra seconds to spellcheck them.
2. You dissed the whole K theme at the wedding and blamed it on the bride. Did you forget that both the bride and the groom’s name start with a K? Don’t think too hard about it though, you might hurt yourself.
3. Please stop writing these vulgar, classless, and altogether annoying columns. It’s not even that I don’t appreciate a sorority girl writing columns because that’s awesome and it’s nice to read about something other than how guys hate TSM’s. But dear Lord, start writing with wit and class and maybe then you’ll actually be respected and I won’t have to tear your columns apart. Thank you kindly!
Yeah except this boy is my boyfriend and while I think you’re idea is totally adorable, I don’t think planning a couple costume is a waste of time.