Blocking your standards chair from seeing your Snapchat story. TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

“I don’t drink beer.” TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Thinking of a boyfriend as something that gets in the way of attending as many formals as possible. TSM.