No pants are the best kind of pants. TSM.

I got bros on different fraternity rows. TSTC.

Your sisters are there to remember the guys you don’t. TSM.

Letting them get in the last word, because choosing not to reply is so much better. TSM.

Pushing the limit on how many times you can pass back an ID in one herd of girls. TSM.

Giving great advice you’d never take yourself. TSM.