Keeping up with the group text. TSM.
Keeping up with the group text. TSM.
Having a strict “I don’t take off my shoes” policy. TSM.
The best birthday card isn’t a Hallmark. It’s a fake. TSM.
This dress will buy itself back in free drinks, right? TSM.
Getting a fraternity to help you move in. TSM.
Taking shots every time you see your ex, at his fraternity’s social. TSM.