Having a famous butt. TSM.

The V-Day countdown for a boyfriend just hit me. TSM.

Being late to work, because you’d rather make sure your makeup is perfect. TSTC.

Brunching too hard. TSM.

Not giving up your relationship with the bar for a relationship with a boy. TSM.

Volunteering to drink everyone’s “extra” wine during wine tasting, because you’re so generous. TSM.

Don’t lose hope. There’s always another fraternity. TSM.

The struggle always being real. TSM.

Managing to get a shack shirt even though you slept naked. TSM.

You’re no one until you’re talked about. TSM.