I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

Continuing to wear his shack shirt to remind his new girlfriend who’s boss. TSM.

It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.

With a great fake comes great responsibility. TSM.

I don’t believe in pre-nups, just like I don’t believe in returning shack shirts. TSM.

The casual “By the way, I’m wearing your clothes” text. TSM.

The best place to make Panhellenic friends is in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“Tell me I’m prettier!” TSM.

Undress to impress. TSM.