Choosing to spend your last $5 on wine instead of food. TSM.

The only thing I learned in class today was that my hot TA is single. TSM.

Big boobs. Big butt. Big hair. TSM.

Having a koozie for every drink and every occasion. TSM.

“I love you to the moon and back!” TSM.

Your teacher calling you out for looking like a smartass. TSM.

“Promise me one thing: you won’t take me home until I’m drunk, very drunk indeed.” -Audrey Hepburn. TSM.

Silently feeling superior, because you got the big everyone wanted. TSM.

Having to the be the one to remind your most recent shack that, “It’s just sex. No feelings.” TSM.

I majored in sass. TSM.