I’m not a bitch with an attitude problem. I’m just a bitch with an attitude and you have a problem with it. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

We accept the hangovers we think we deserve. TSM.

Most likely to live in the Barbie mansion. TSM.

Most likely to do the walk of shame. TSTC.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

Knowing you’re the best, simply because every other sorority targets you during Penny Wars. TSM.

Covering last night’s fading bar stamp with tonight’s fresh one. TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

Making your boyfriend sand his own cooler. TSM.