Have you seen me though? TSM.

Averaging a hair flip emoji every six texts. TSM.

It doesn’t matter because her Pinterest boards suck anyway. TSM.

It hardly counts as a sorority event if no one cried. TSTC.

“I’m not a bitch, I’m THE bitch.” TSM.

Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.

Accidentally inserting a hair flip into your public speaking presentation. TSM.

The more sisters sent to standards, the better the event. TSTC.

Whatever, I’m prettier than her. TSM.