I don’t have standards…that’s why I get called to it so much. TSTC.

Your boyfriend now calling what you thought was his money, “our money.” TSM.

Losing your shoes, iPhone, and dignity all in one night. TSTC.

Doing things we should regret, but won’t regret. TSTC.

Binge crafting during the day and binge drinking at night. TSM.

If I had a nickel for every time I told him I would give him his shirt back… TSM.

We’ve seen it all and done it all…we just can’t remember it all. TSM.

Your house having the best Rush Boobs. TSTC.

Summer is for rebounds, not relationships. TSM.

Dean’s list…again. TSM.