Making out with the DJ so he’ll play your favorite song. TSM.

Dressing up like Cinderella, only to lose your shoe. TSM.

Shooting your recruitment video on the biggest campus tour day of the year. TSM.

Refusing to mess up your manicure for reasons other than crafting. TSM.

In the group chat we trust. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.

Holding a seminar on what to say during a standards meeting. TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

Growing your hair out to have a stronger hair flip. TSM.

We age like wine…probably because it takes up, like, 50% of our body mass. TSM.