Being crowned the sweetheart of the same fraternity as your big. It kind of runs in the family. TSM.

Convincing your dad you need new boat shoes to go with your new boat. TSM.

Most likely to still be going on Spring Break when you’re 30. TSTC.

Saving Instagram captions in your notes for the upcoming weekend. TSM.

Taking the long way home, just so you can walk past your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.

Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Ignoring the staredown from your hookup on campus. TSTC.

Pledge sister group texts existing long after you graduate. TSM.