Hot glue burns are the battle scars of crafting. TSM.

Your costume box being bigger in college than it was in kindergarten. TSM.

All of the doodles in your notebook being sorority-related. TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.

Flowers say “I’m sorry.” Pearls say “It will never happen again.” TSM.