I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.
I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.
Using “Do you know who my big is?” as an excuse for any and all behavior. TSM.
Looking better for the breakup than you did for the first date. TSM.
Either taking pictures within the first half hour of an event or not at all. TSM.
Deciding which underwear to wear based on who’s going to be there. TSM.
Actually looking genetically related to your big. TSM.
He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.
Evaluating your own social success based on how many guys you have wrapped around your finger. TSTC.
Judging a guy by his shoes. TSM.