Feeling “I just poured wine in my cereal” hungover. TSM.
Feeling “I just poured wine in my cereal” hungover. TSM.
Your GPA being rivaled only by your BAC. TSM.
“It’s a Match!” TSM.
The number of bruises you find Monday morning directly correlating to how good your weekend was. TSM.
Plan B and coffee, a balanced breakfast. TSTC.
Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.
Its not the formals you attend, it’s the orgasms you pretend. TSM.
Doing squats in the tanning booth, because multi-tasking. TSM.
Your big-little gifts making it onto Nationals’ Instagram. TSM.