Looking at TSM during chapter. TSM.

Leaving glitter in your hookup’s bed after bid day. TSTC.

“What are you wearing to Bid Day?” “Glitter.” TSM.

Wishing you could Facetune your student ID picture. TSM.

When you have to go to court for your minor in possession at 8:30 and recruitment at 3.TSM.

Getting called into standards for flirting. TSM.

Doing his laundry just to steal his fraternity shirts. TSM.

Hearing the words “free alcohol” is all you need to accept an invitation to ANY social function. TSM.