He saw it. I can delete it off my story now. TSM.

New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.

Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.

Some girls are made of sugar and spice but I’m made of vodka and ice. TSTC.

Sending the passive aggressive “Have fun.” text. TSM.

I’m not crazy, I’m just very, very curious. TSM.

I don’t normally do keg stands, but when I do, I do them with my little. TSM.