Living at the postgame house. TSM.

Always paying your friends back in alcohol. TSM.

Using conversation starters from recruitment on first dates. TSM.

Liking every single one of your ex’s Insta posts. Not to mess with him, but to mess with the girl he’s talking to. TSM.

Making him talk to God more than his priest ever did. TSM.

What’s the fine for not doing homework? TSM.

What happens in chapter stays in chapter. TSM.