“We kicked her out of the group chat so it’s a pretty big deal.” TSM.

When you find photographic proof that you used to practice dancing on tables to Britney Spears when you were 8. TSM.

Leaving your social media public because you know his ex will stalk you anyway. TSM.

Swelling up with pride when the chapter passes a new bylaw as a direct result of your bad behavior. TSM.

Scoping out the new PC on bid day for potential littles. TSM.

When your barista asks if you’re okay because you haven’t been there in a week. TSM.

When your phone GPS considers your “home” to be the bar. TSM.

Bringing a guy home because you dont want to pay for the uber. Then telling him you are too tired to do anything and he should probably just go home. TSM.

Going to the bathroom together so you can safely get in and out of rompers. TSM.

Cameras up, cups down. TSM.