“I just need caffeine and a spray tan.” TSM.

Buying rhinestones by the pound. TSM.

Starting a new month of birth control so you’re not on your period during recruitment. TSM.

Some girls get baby fever. I just get little fever. TSM.

Not getting up before noon on a Saturday unless it’s for Starbucks or a hair appointment. TSM.

I’m an undiagnosed binge shopper. TSM.

Your boyfriend now calling what you thought was his money, “our money.” TSM.