I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.
I only break the rules because they’re stupid. TSM.
Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.
Waking up early and heading straight downstairs to swap stories from last night. TSM.
Using the university police escorts as free cab rides. TSTC.
Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.
When your graduation gown is uneven because your flask is weighing down one side. TSM.
Wearing both last nights outfit and dignity to your 8AM. TSM.
Fear no bitch. Trust no player. TSM.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.
If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.