“I know who your big is.” TSM.

FLOWER HEADBANDS AREN’T STUPID. YOU ARE. TSM.

Being on a first-name basis with the late night staff at Jo-Ann’s. TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

The passive aggressive like on your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s picture. TSM.

Going to class hungover, and still being the best dressed. TSM.