Planning your little’s sorority political career for her. TSM.

If you don’t have photos that could be used for blackmail, you’re not really friends. TSM.

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but an AMEX and a margarita are a close second. TSM.

“If you hate her, so do we.” TSM.

Having FOMO even when you were there, because you blacked out. TSM.

Watching your real sister fall in love with your sorority, just like you did. TSM.