Drinking a bottle of wine like it’s a bottle of water. TSM.

Being the most interesting woman in the world. TSM.

Being more upset about losing the shirt than losing the guy. TSTC.

Catching his eye with your looks. Winning him over with your charm. TSM.

I like my men how I like my drinks: tall and strong. TSM.

Knowing you’ll get sent to standards. Doing it anyway. TSM.

Younger girls thinking you’re scary. Your pledge class remembering you’re insane. TSM.

Being a regular at standards. TSTC.