You can tell a lot about a girl by the size of her wine glass. TSM.

Buying a bag specifically for the transportation of alcohol. TSM.

Making recruitment look easy. TSM.

I don’t have resting bitch face. I actually just hate you. TSM.

The morning “Everyone alive?” group text. TSM.

My parents told me to be more fiscally responsible, so I invested in an embroidery machine with monograming capabilities. TSM.