Resting up FOR the weekend, not OVER the weekend. TSM.

Having a closet full of costumes for every theme party possible. TSM.

Hating that the freshmen girls are younger than you. TSM.

Reminding your big it’s your job to keep her young when she tries to stay in. TSM.

Being the senior everyone comes to when they’re sent to standards, because you have the most experience. TSM.

I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just a soberphobic. TSM.

Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.