Little hunting is like crushing on a boy. You don’t want them to know you’re obsessed, but it’s all you talk about to your friends. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

“I’m too pretty for this.” TSM.

Informal chapter means I don’t have to wear pants, right? TSM.

“This goes out to the ladies at breakfast in last night’s dress.” TSM.

Actually looking like your big. TSM.

Pretending not to realize that guy you went home with freshman year is currently sitting next to you in your senior seminar. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.