Fan girling over your little on every form of social media. TSM.

Beating the guys at their own game — whether it’s beer pong or matters of the heart — every single time. TSM.

As I walk through the valley in the shadow of the frat house, I will fear no standards, for my vodka and whiskey they comfort me. TSM.

There is a special place in heaven for boys who understand the importance of asking you to formal in the most public and extravagant way possible. TSM.