If a guy hurts my friend I’ll hurt him back. If he hurts my little I’ll ruin him. TSM.

I only like wine and my big. TSM.

I can do all things through Starbucks which strengthens me. TSM.

Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

Always classy, never in class. TSM.

Drinking in his letters, but never in yours. TSM.