Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

You say bitch like it’s a bad thing. TSM.

Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.

If MY membership status is still active, is “standards” even really a thing? TSM.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect little. TSM.

“I just like him so much that I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today. And I’ve only had six.” -Phoebe Buffay. TSM.

“Beyoncé would do it.” TSM.

Looking better in his T-shirts than he does. TSM.