Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.

“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.

“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.

Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.