Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

Vodka might not be the answer, but it’s always worth a shot. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

“Most likely to get away with it.” TSM.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.