MightBePike (Big)

Member Since 06/14/2011

From Alabama

  • MightBePike 12 years ago on Oakland University

    I’d have to without judgement til the tops come off. The tops are too baggy too see much of anything. But I’m optimistic. Supposing fit bodies and average boobs: Yeses all around.

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on Texas Christian University

    No one actually likes her. The other people on her show are there because they are less famous. She has a show because bitches who are gross feel validated by it.

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on Miley’s Getting Married!

    If your brother in law is Thor you would know you need to get your vag seeds to soak up some of those genes. So he still is going to get hotter and I kind of doubt that she will…..The 7 things I love about marriage! The S the E the X Did I mention I love sex?

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on 5 Stages of a Break-Up

    Aw, took me a second to realize that was in reference to his name. If that were just a random comment, it would have been one of the best I’ve seen lately.

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on The 6 Post-Graduates You Will Date in College

    Not dating a soldier = hating freedom? Such ignorance demonstrates why this guy was only cut out for the military. “I guess I could just get hazed at boot camp, then literally lay my life on the line for a decent paycheck”

    Seriously, do people actually think that the military is actively maintaining our freedom? If we only had a standing army our freedoms would still be as they are now: infringed upon by the government. The only people we should be fighting are ones that are trying to infiltrate our boarders. The people we are currently fighting (with out declaration of war) are only MAYBE able to hurt our assets abroad (total colonialism move).

    “But if we don’t stop them now they WILL COME across our boarders!” Oh kinda like we have our military set up bases in other countries?

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on How (NOT) to Mix with your Ex

    Coulda gone worse I guess. The bitch coulda hooked up with him the day before and then he rails some other girl before and after the mixer.

    Ex’s hook up with ex’s. That’s just how it goes. I can’t remember any ex’s I didn’t re-hook up with at least once after the break. It’s a natural part of the cycle.

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on Fail Friday: TSM Edition

    It’s ok, man we will get through this. They haven’t eaten all week. Give them some high calorie liquid engorgement (whether alcoholic or home(balls)grown) and we will see how it goes.

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  • MightBePike 12 years ago on Fail Friday: TSM Edition

    Here here! Until there is borderline pornography and/or embarrassment that would numb the human experience for some biddies, I will never appreciate the Fair Fri(ed Chicken)day.

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  • MightBePike 13 years ago on University of Wyoming

    A decent fraternity ritual makes any sorority ritual look like a “no boys allowed club” that a couple kindergardeners made up during recess.

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  • MightBePike 13 years ago on University of Windsor

    While your comment makes sense. Noone is exempt from the danger of fail friday. I, myself, have had a legitimate post on the TFM wall and also had a submission appear on Fail Friday that the comment section deamed FaF.

    Fail Friday is for shits and giggles, not the ultimate authority on what is FaF or NF. After all it’s the TFM Pledge that’s making it.

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