Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

The condition of your iPhone being a good indication of how your life is going. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Being delighted to see that Fitbit gave you steps for your hookup. TSM.

Smuggling cheap beer in an expensive bag. TSM.

Stealing blankets, t-shirts and hearts. TSM.

I feel kinda like I have my life together today because my bra and underwear match. TSM.

When did we take this picture? TSM.

He forgot our anniversary. I mean, we’re only dating in my mind, but still. TSM.