It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Using “She must be a legacy” as an insult. TSM.

Drunk is always the theme. TSM.

“Can you, like, not?” TSM.

Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.

Saying “hashtag” out loud. TSM.

I don’t like him. I like his fraternity. TSM.

Getting anxiety over which size t-shirt to order. TSM.