Moms’ Weekend turning your crazy, semi-alcoholic friends into wholesome girls you don’t even recognize. TSM.

Last one to get ready. First one to get drunk. TSM.

“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.

“Florals? For Bid Day? Groundbreaking.” TSM.

“It ain’t my fault when I walk and jaws drop.” -Miranda Lambert. TSM.