Shaving your legs for PNMs, not boys. TSTC.

Taking the long way to class when you look good in letters for recruitment purposes. TSM.

I blocked his number, I blocked him on Twitter and Snapchat, so I guess you could say it’s pretty serious. Seriously over. TSTC.

Insisting your life will not be complete until you have a little. TSM.

I would rather tell a guy she’s puking in the bar bathroom than confess that she’s pooping. TSM.

Haven’t even met my little and the bitch is already draining my savings. TSM.

“I don’t understand…I’m so much prettier than her.” TSM.

Never mix vodka and emotions. TSM.