He’s my ex-whatever-he-was. TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

Hi. We’ve met seven times, but I’ve never seen you sober. TSM.

Saying “Thank you,” when he says “I love you.” TSM.

Never Have I Ever basically just being a way to call out your friends on the embarrassing shit they’ve done. TSM.

Stalking yourself on Insta after someone follows you just to see what they see. TSM.